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Smart Asspresso Espresso

Smart Asspresso Espresso

Smart Asspresso Espresso

Smart Asspresso Espresso

Smart Asspresso Espresso

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Whole Bean

French Press Ground

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Smart Asspresso Espresso sits in your mouth with big body and bold, rich flavor for espressos and espresso drinks that will get your attention and win your affection. On the darker side. On the richer side. Deep and traditional. Specially roasted for use with espresso machines.

Flavor Notes:

Baker's Chocolate, Sweet Dates, Toffee

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Nick Atwater

Great Coffee, Great Purpose!

I originally purchased Fluffy Cow Coffee to support their wonderful cause. After the first bag I was hooked because it truly is great coffee. The Over The Mooon Espresso is perfect for my espresso drinks with a rich taste but very little bitterness. I am thrilled with the product and the company. I would recommend Fluffy Cow to anyone!

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ROSE ST PIERRE

Fluffy Cow coffee

So good! Order it! Comes lightning fast also. And your helping some moos

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Denise Farrell

Love the coffee

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Kimberly Anderson

Over The Mooon Espresso

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Marylarry

Best coffee ever!

This blend is awesome! You will be so happy with it!

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Nick Atwater

Great Coffee, Great Purpose!

I originally purchased Fluffy Cow Coffee to support their wonderful cause. After the first bag I was hooked because it truly is great coffee. The Over The Mooon Espresso is perfect for my espresso drinks with a rich taste but very little bitterness. I am thrilled with the product and the company. I would recommend Fluffy Cow to anyone!

R

ROSE ST PIERRE

Fluffy Cow coffee

So good! Order it! Comes lightning fast also. And your helping some moos

D

Denise Farrell

Love the coffee

K

Kimberly Anderson

Over The Mooon Espresso

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Marylarry

Best coffee ever!

This blend is awesome! You will be so happy with it!

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